CHEAPSKATE
The cheap and mean, each year display
the list of those who live their way.
I sure understand
why they have planned
to celebrate on your birthday.

WELCHER
You promised while shaking my hand
Now you've welched, I don't understand
why such a big wheel
won't honor his deal
unless pure scam was what you planned

PHILANDERER
Tom felt so sure, his wife, he fooled,
no cause to think her love had cooled
but his roaming stopped,
the night that she chopped
up some nuts which left him--unjeweled!

LOSER
You find few pearls in oysters stew
nor in the bars where I found you
While stewed your both best,
a choice, I detest
for crusty snot is hard to chew!

STALLED LOVE
Our affair's not for always, is it?
While my love, you never could quiz it
But you, I can see,
will just want to be
lasting as a snowman's visit.

SNOB
You're the worst snob I have met.
Why you're so great, I don't know yet.
Your too good for me,
but justice we'll see,
when you need someone you can't get!.

FOULMOUTH
Bad speech is marked with words adverse,
while weak word power holds thin your purse.
Good intellect reigns,
to think, you need brains,
so that explains, why you must curse!