EAT SPARINGLY

THE LIFE YOU SAVE

MAY BE YOUR OWN!

THINK I AM FAT?

YOU SHOULD SEE ME NAKED

SMOKING PERMITTED

IF YOU ARE ON FIRE

VOTE REPUBLICAN AGAIN

SO THINGS WILL GET WORSE

A MEAL WITHOUT SPUDS

IS JUST A SNACK 
 

WHY DO YOU THINK

THEY CALL IT DOPE?

IT'S A CROWDING WORLD,

LETS RESTORE CANNIBALISM

SUPPORT OUR TROOPS

ABANDON AFGHANISTAN

OUR GOLD RESERVE

IS SAFE IN IRAQ

OIL GROWS IN DESERTS

BECAUSE NOTHING ELSE WILL

CLINTON ONLY SINNED

WITH A SMALL THING!

WE THREW GEORGE OUT

TO MAKE ROOM FOR ROMNEY

MAY WE ALWAYS BE

HEALTHY HAPPY AND FREE

HAPPINESS IS THE GROOVE

BETWEEN NEED AND WANT

YOU WILL STOP SMOKING

HOOKED TO OXYGEN TANKS

CHEAT DEATH

EXERCISE DAILY

HISTORY'S MISTAKES

NEVER REACH THE FOOL

OCCUPATION BREEDS

TERRORISTS AND HEROES

LIKE SITTING BULL!

IS YOUR HAND OR THE

TURN SIGNAL  BROKE?

WATCH YOUR DRIVING !

THERE MAY BE OTHERS

AS CARELESS AS YOU!

ANYONE PASSING ME IS SPEEDING--PAST SLOW POKES

WE CAN'T IMPEACH BUSH

AND PROMOTE CHENEY

BUSH MADE NO ONE SAY

WE HAD WORSE PRESIDENTS

I SAID WE HAD WORSE

THAN BUSH, I LIED

NOW WOMEN CAN GO TO WAR,

IS THAT THE EQUALITY

YOU SOUGHT SO EAGERLY?

WISE ASS WORDS

FROM FOOLS BEGINS

"YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE"

WE AMERICANS DWELL

IN LOADED GUN HELL!

THE NRA ENDORSES RETROACTIVE BIRTH CONTROL

GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS

BUT NOT THE PENTAGON'S

NINCOMPOOPS

CUT DOWN A BUSH

AND PLANT A TREE

LET MY MIND BE FERTILE GROUND FOR SEED

FROM BORROWED WISDOM

IT TAKES SO LONG

TO GROW OLD

ENJOY THE WAIT!

VOTERS MAY GET FOOLED

YET FOOLS DON'T EVEN VOTE

WISE MEN NEVER

MAKE LOVE IN CANOES!

MY LIFE IS ALL ABOUT ME

THINK FIRST,

EVEN IF IT HURTS!

FIND YOUR REAL ENEMIES BY WATERBOARD QUESTIONING

OUTSOURCE OCCUPATIONS WITH THE BLACKWATER GUYS

EAT A BEAVER, SAVE A TREE

REMOVE A BUSH, STAY FREE

SMILE WHEN INSULTED

IT DRIVES CRABS CRAZY

DRIVE A HUMMER AND

MELT ICE BERGS 

GREED IS THE TAPROOT

OF ALL SINS

QUIT SMOKING TODAY

KEEP TUMORS AWAY

NEW MOTHER TO BE,

DOES BABY ENJOY

YOUR CIGARETTES?

WHEN YOU DRINK GUZZLE ENOUGH TO BE

TOO DRUNK TOO DRIVE

CIGARETTE IN ONE HAND

CELL PHONE IN THE OTHER

WHO IS DRIVING?  

BLOWING SMOKE OR BLOWING OUT YOUR BRAINS, YOU LOSE.

DOWN WITH STOOPADITY!

SEND OLD FOLKS AWAY

DON'T SHOW YOUR KIDS

HOW YOU'LL BE SOMEDAY

FIRST CLASS NATIONS

PROVIDE HEALTH CARE

EDUCATE MORE DOCTORS

TO LOWER MEDICAL COST

COMMUNISM DID NOT DIE,

IT AWAITS OUR FAILURE

COMMUNISM SLEEPS

UNTIL CAPITALISM FAILS 

BIG PEOPLE HAVE SMALL PROBLEMS

SMALL PEOPLE FACE BIG ONES