|MEET THE CANDIDATES
A NEW PARTY
A NEW PARTY
Michelle could be our president.
David Koch made her relevant.
Besides being pretty
she vows zero pity,
her fitness then quite evident.
LAS VEGAS SHOWDOWN
Those candidates seem well rehearsed,
but their stupidity, we notice first.
Vegas showed not their best,
in their nominee quest,
but must we decide, only who's worst?
POOR SHOULD PAY MORE
Ron Paul is boldly defending
an increase in military spending
while his income tax
he'd certainly axe,
social security is ending.
STRIKE UP MY BAND
Now Iowa will meet Thad McCotter
who becomes a T-Party plotter
from Michigan's own
with identical tone
yet hankers to make his band hotter.
SHAME ON US
Sarah's E-mails, now open to view,
said, "Don't be afraid, I'm one of you,"
and it is so damned sad
that we too, are so bad,
she really might think the way we do.
I'D RATHER BE DEAD
Do we really need Palin as head
of a government sick and in bed
to make matters worse,
like calling a hearse
long before a patient is dead.
PAWLENTY'S TOO MUCH!
Tim would cut taxes, we understand
yet Pawlenty is viewed as too bland,
for the T-party core
who greedily seek more
like would come from Ron Paul or Rand.
DO IT MY WAY
Republicans in congress all say,
to compromise is never our way,
we will chop down our tree
before we will agree
to brighten a Democrat's day.
BOW TO THE QUEEN
Michelle sounds so totally mean
and hearing this T-Party queen,
I now understand why
some bitch hating guy
invented the dread guillotine.
HAIL TO HUCKABEE
This Governor of Arkansas
lost eighty pounds on cabbage slaw
so now we can see
a lean Huckabee
who thought fat was his only flaw.
DUMP ON TRUMP
The T-Party should love Donald Trump
who really knows how and who to hump.
If he's elected
and statue erected,
pigeons pooping will know where to dump!
SALUTE FOR NEWT
Paul Ryan won the final laugh
when Gingrich lost his campaign staff.
and that aristocrat
seemed almost democrat,
deserving their prompt epitaph.
GOING MY WAY?
Romney thought bankbail out okay
but help for automakers, nay;
so Mitt facing Detroit,
now turns rather adroit,
he wants their help election day.
Yes, Sarah Palin is trying still
to sell her plan of "Drill baby drill".
She now hopes to start
in the greenest part
of lawn at Obama's domicile.
MEDAL FOR GEORGE
Now Conservatives want to peddle
a move to give George Bush a medal
for planning the drama
of slaying Osama
and stirring up the Mid-east kettle.
Today, I hate to think that we
have an assasination policy
so I will not cheer,
though happy we hear
Osama is dead and in the sea..
We all mourn our bankrupt country
which you can fix by electing me.
I am not prejudiced
because I do insist,
Barack prove he was born legally.