| ARKANSASS SASSAFRAS
IT'S ALL THEIR FAULT
ANYTHING FOR BUCKS!
Walmarts here, sell the Bushmaster,
designed to kill people faster
and people or bugs
will feel sixty hot slugs,
gun dealers shows them who's master.
TED WANTS TO BE PRESIDENT?
Ted Cruz claims its sin to feed the poor,
we can't give food stamps anymore,
and only he speaks for God
with his truth telling squad,
says charity ends out his front door!
CHRISTLESS CHRISTIANS
Some christians turn a blind eye
to the poor and selfishly deny,
food stamps and health care,
mocking poor with in their prayer
while Christ's teaching, they never try!
THE DARK SECRET
Mitt's flaws, Republican's ignore
like tax returns to shock us more
in files locked closed
lest he be exposed
as paying less than the working poor.
MISFIT MITT
Mitt Romney told his Iowa staff
don't any of you dare to laugh
when I claim I would be,
from my Bain legacy,
job maker, but please, no polygraph!
TRUMP RAIDS THE DUMP
The T-Party must love Donald Trump
who gathers rascals from the dump
to prove Newt not the worst and get him rehearsed
to start kissing the Donald's fat rump.
CAIN IS A GOOSER
Herman was a casual gooser
branding him, serial-seducer
but each woman named he likewise has shamed
as just another sore loser.
ARE WE BETTER WITHOUT CONGRESS?
Obama still steered our ship of state
while congress was mired in mad debate,
all lawmaking to thwart and without their support,
Barack fought back like a heavyweight
CAIN'S ENDORSEMENT IS FOR SALE
The Republicans deserve Herman Cain
but there is somethings he can't explain
leaving voters to doubt so his bankroll runs out
forcing Cain to end his sordid campaign..
DUMP ON TRUMP
The T-Party should love Donald Trump
who really knows how and who to hump.
If he's elected and statue erected,
pigeons pooping will know where to dump!
SALUTE FOR NEWT
Paul Ryan won the final laugh
when Gingrich lost his campaign staff.
and that aristocrat
seemed almost democrat,
deserving their prompt epitaph.
SALUTE FOR NEWT
Paul Ryan won the final laugh
when Gingrich lost his campaign staff.
and those aristocrats
will get from democrats
for a suitable epitaph
GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN
The T-Party has tried to recruit
someone other than Romney to toot
but we are aghast when they sort through the past
and just dig up that oldliar Newt.
ELECTION DAY SIN
Republicans do, constitution misquote,
forget why the Bill of Writes was wrote.
We Democrats insist, that Freedom don't exist,
when your neighbor is too black to vote?
ADULTERY WINS
Now, Mitt Romney says he is guilty too,
but he won't tell those he chose to screw.
If that is what it takes and top contender makes,
Mitt will sell us their pictures to view.
SHAME ON THOSE FAT POOR
Rick Santorum tries so very hard,
but most Republicans still disregard
the man who cleverly would stop obesity
by ending food stamps as his ace card
OUR TAX DICTATOR
Grover Norquist has muzzled each pawn,
and now they're leashed, free will withdrawn
blaming government bloat
for why they won't vote
and so "rule by the people" is gone.
ERIC CANTOR SAYS
I know, Grover Norquist owns my ass,
tax increases on rich, I can't pass,
I don't want to end,
donations they send
that keep me out of the working class.
IT'S ALL THEIR FAULT
Herman was a casual gooser
branding him, serial seducer
but each woman named
he likewise has shamed
as just another sore loser.
ANONYMOUS ACCUSER
Herman Cain swears he's no seducer,
but if his morals were any looser
he'd be the first,
and maybe the worst
republican with mystery accuser.
JUSTICE WILL BE SWEET
The T's ran Liz Warren out of town,
now, she will replace Senator Brown
despite Wall Street cash
spent attempting to trash
Barack's former choice to hold them down.
ONE MORE FLIP-FLOP
Romney's style was to cut labor force
with distressed plants bought to sell, of course
and made tons of money,
so is it not funny,
he claims to bring jobs on his discourse.
A STRANGE PUPPET SHOW
Conservatives can capture with money
puppets who spout out their baloney,
and their easiest choice
is the quick changing voice
of their stooge, flip-flopping Mitt Romney.
ANONYMOUS ACCUSER
Herman Cain swears he's no seducer,
but if his morals were any looser
he'd be the first,
and maybe the worst
republican with mystery accuser.
THE T-PARTY WHIP
Though Eric Cantor should be shamed
that disaster relief, he rashly blamed
for increasing our debt,
but were he the one wet,
he would get the first relief check claimed!
REPUBLICAN THREAT
Our social progress, they would reverse,
self-centered greed remains their curse
but if we vote them in, the big corporations win,
economic woes will get much worse.
THE T-PARTY MOB
I heard the T-audience cry,
with no insurance, just let them die,
don't give them sympathy unless that sick guy is me,
it's alright if it's some other guy.
WITH PALIN AS PRINCESS
Romney bought shops and shut them down
cut labor cost, made their unions frown,
but this country don't need, Baine company's greed,
nor choose to give this Mormon a crown .
DID BACHMANN LOSE HER TEASE?
The T-party is fickle we know,
and really bossed by corporate dough,
so when her numbers spike and Kochs say, take a hike,
will Michelle Bachman, pack up and go?
T-PARTY'S BEST
Perry has always been up for sale.
Merck paid Rick off, he should be in Jail,
but now Perry wants more robbing us, shore to shore,
a sure choice for our economy to fail.
FUNDAMENTALISTS
They pin American flags on their lapel,
decisions made by threatening Hell,
rejecting peace dove and brotherly love
and this is the government they'd sell.
FOR FOX NEWS ADVERTISERS
We Millions of powerless poor
have a tool markets, dare not ignore.
Our boycott would force their sudden divorce
from Wall Street and fair play restore.
THE T-PARTY ELITE
Neandathral Perry struts and struts
while Butter-slick Romney buts and buts
and Bachman simply prays, for return of the days
when she was leading this pack of nuts.
WHO-PEE
What has happened to the GOP
now surrendered to the T-Party
a brash robbery, and it offends me
when hoodwinked slurp up the Koch's Tea.
ONWARD CHRISTIAN SOLDIERS
We are mired down in Afghanistan,
without a sane objective or sound plan,
without end in sight. Does this show our might,
or objectives of the Christian right?
BETTER THAN A GUILLOTINE
The Millions of powerless poor
have a weapon they foolish ignore
a boycott would render, a market surrender
so lets begin this effective war.
FIXERS
Blame our do nothing legislature,
planning to cause government failure
so you lose your job while billionaires rob
the land we fought for and treasure.
OUR SHIP OF STATE
We think we have democracy,
but billionaire's practice piracy
stealing our right to vote, because they steer the boat
so slavery will be our legacy.
TEXAS POKER
All T-party stooges have been told
their obstinate votes have been sold
to big Texas money, and Rick is their honey
so pick up the cards dealt or just fold.
EPIDEMIC
Barack Obama's Congressional foes,
raze our country right under his nose
so he looks like a wimp, to bring forth a chimp
the pestilent T-party has chose.
UNHOLY ALLIANCE
It's plain that the Christian right
It is apparent that the T-party
and big business heads all agree
to hold employment down.
COWARDLY FREE
Khadafy hides, but who knows quite where,
not hidden deep in his bomb-proof lair
but sooner or later, we'll find this dictator
counting his cash, and corner him there.
THEY WANT THE MONEY
Grover Norquist the rude disrupter
and infamous legislation disrupter
who's dispensing the cash from big business stash,
as their congressional corrupter.
FOR REAL
This is one of my favorite rhymes:
Reagan raised taxes eleven times,
and headed a union (socialist communion)
and left us debt, T-party crimes.
THE FUTURE'S FOOL
John Boehner seeks worldly renown,
but ends up just the T-party's clown
and when our grandkids look through their history book
they will sure put this phony fool down.
I BACKRUB THEIR FUR
Politicians deserve my soured wit,
in metered rhyme, with words that fit,
I strive to make sure their caldron to stir
to let them know I do give a shit.
HIS OFFICE IS A MONEYMAKER
Ryan has sessions where he engages
Wisconsin voters and assuages
their financial pain, (fifteen bucks to complain),
but voters already pay his wages!
OUR SHRINKING ECONOMY
Like turtles, rich men hide their asses
from the tax men's hard trespasses
stunting economy, but shifts to you and me
cost of their war against the classes!
TARGET CORPORATIONS
Do we need campaign finance reform
when bribery is the political norm?
Corporations must vote, they are people, courts note,
but don't wear our country's uniform.
OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM
America deserves what it has got
its people all bitch, quite a lot
condemning their leaders, but these bottom feeders
are no help, and as voters, they're not!
AMERICA BEWARE!
Yes, Perry's claimed to solveTexas debts
since poorly paid workers is where it gets
money to help their rich, so corporations itch
to see Rick anointed, for our regrets.
MIRACLES HAPPEN
Bachmann proves a real dumb ass
pledging two dollar a gallon gas
when she is elected, her magic selected
by her BS converted in bio-mass!
WHO THE T-PLANTATION WOULD BLEED
We discover the T-Party creed,
is spawned from corporate seed,
posing as locally grown but true ownership shown
when taxing the poor is, their main need.
GOP FAIRE
America, the private hunting ground
of the empowered rich who hound
the burdened powerless, blame them for the mess
shifting tax burdens on victims they've found.
DO YOU AGREE?
Our contentious congress has duty shirked,
are grossly overpaid and underworked,
so lets change how we pay, only pay for each day
and how they're insured and perked.
MY SHATTERED IDOL
Obama too, has aroused my wrath,
abandoning his progressive path,
and yields to the T's as if to appease
each Norquist serving psychopath.
AMERICA, Inc.
Do you wonder who owns the USA?
We the people do, most fools say,
but I am uncouth and know that the truth,
each man, one vote, is no longer, our way.
KKK REPLAY
Eric Cantor knows what is not true
and tells those falsehoods to me and you
in absolute treason, and the true reason,
he is just racist through and through.
T BY THE TON
Now that Chris Christie is full grown,
looking like an overweight Stallone,
outweighing the others, his T-party brothers,
the bantam-weights now better known.
NO, NOT ANOTHER ONE
Weeds in Texas, grow quite large today,
resembling a bush, but they can prey
like their Rick Perry,who's extra scary
as he could infect the USA.
ROVE MEDDLES WITH DEMS AGAIN
Karl Rove devised a fiendish plot,
to give the T-party another shot
and this trickster smarty
trumps up the Green party
tying liberals, a Gordian knot.
TEXAS CONTAGION
Perry has a direct line to God,
rolls over all others rough shod,
skip the election
by divine selection,
Rick came down our lightning rod..
T IS FOR TREASON
They call them T's, this is the reason:
That T, I know, stands for their treason,
for they aim to destroy
the whole nation as ploy
to defeat Obama next election season !
A NEW PARTY
Michelle could be our president.
David Koch made her relevant.
Besides being pretty
she vows zero pity,
her fitness then quite evident.
POOR PAYS MORE
Ron Paul is boldly defending
an increase in military spending
while his income tax
he'd certainly axe,
but social security is ending.
WHO IS THE REAL BOSS?
Grover Norquist's power must be reduced,
to give our economy a real boost
with a hostage ender
unless we surrender
and let this Koch flack rule the roost.
QUIETLY ENTHUSIASTIC?
Governor Beebe helped Arkansas,
but Michael has just one little flaw
he won't really endorse
Obama with force
does he want Barack to withdraw?
ECONOMIC PLAN?
The T-party wants thornless roses
and so then greedily supposes
they don't have to pay,
no tax, anyway
ignoring depression prognosis.
T-PARTY PARADE
Can demagogues destroy our democracy
with their engineered catastrophe
with dishonest political strategy
to elect their nut from the T-Party?
I'D RATHER BE DEAD
Do we really need Palin as head
of a government sick and in bed
to make matters worse,
like calling a hearse
long before a patient is dead.
PAWLENTY'S TOO MUCH!
Tim would cut taxes, we understand
yet Pawlenty is viewed as too bland,
for the T-party core
who greedily seek more
like would come from Ron Paul or Rand.
DO IT MY WAY
Republicans in congress all say,
to compromise is never our way,
we will chop down our tree
before we will agree
to brighten a Democrat's day.
BOW TO THE QUEEN
Michelle sounds so totally mean
and hearing this T-Party queen,
I now understand why
some bitch hating guy
invented the dread guillotine.
HAIL TO HUCKABEE
This Governor of Arkansas
lost eighty pounds on cabbage slaw
so now we can see
a lean Huckabee
who thought fat was his only flaw.
DUMP ON TRUMP
The T-Party should love Donald Trump
who really knows how and who to hump.
If he's elected
and statue erected,
pigeons pooping will know where to dump!
SALUTE FOR NEWT
Paul Ryan won the final laugh
when Gingrich lost his campaign staff.
and that aristocrat
seemed almost democrat,
deserving their prompt epitaph.
GOING MY WAY?
Romney thought bankbail out okay
but help for automakers, nay;
so Mitt facing Detroit,
now turns rather adroit,
he wants their help election day.
ALASKAN OIL
Yes, Sarah Palin is trying still
to sell her plan of "Drill baby drill".
She now hopes to start
in the greenest part
of lawn at Obama's domicile.
MEDAL FOR GEORGE
Now Conservatives want to peddle
a move to give George Bush a medal
for planning the drama
of slaying Osama
and stirring up the Mid-east kettle.
OBOMA JUSTICE
Today, I hate to think that we
have an assasination policy
so I will not cheer,
though happy we hear
Osama is dead and in the sea..
TRUMP SAYS:
We all mourn our bankrupt country
which you can fix by electing me.
I am not prejudiced
because I do insist,
Barack prove he was born legally.
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